CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely
works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Dr.
Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started
and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,
I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Vodka, a container
of ice-cream, a 6-pack of Corona, a package of Double-stuff Oreos,
the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the
cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot the other half of the anchovie pizza.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!.
Please pass this on to those whomever you
think might be in need of inner peace.
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